Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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