Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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