but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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