it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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