ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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