Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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