Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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