where am i from again
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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