I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
