any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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