In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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