Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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