What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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