FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
