I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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