Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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