I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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