you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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