brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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