I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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