He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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