Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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