I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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