Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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