I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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