i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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