We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i out mim tonsoeep
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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