I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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