Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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