i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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