as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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