if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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