So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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