Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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