spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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