he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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