babies were throwing up all over the place
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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