Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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