i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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