Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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