I think I am morally bankrupt
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
third nipple confirmed
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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