maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
