he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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