he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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