Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
why is half of my head shaved?
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