Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
