But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can't motorboat a personality
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
