my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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