Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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