Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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