Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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